Sunday, 15 January 2012

Kids say the funniest things

This evening my youngest boy and I were taking a drive to pick up our delicious Pizza Pizza pizza. On our way home I casually said, "We're almost home!" to which he replied, "Almost only counts in horseshoes and grenades."

No word of a lie. My six year old said that! I thought I was going to pee myself.

I asked where he heard that and he said Daddy said it a few days ago in relation to almost getting their homework done.

We're absolutely amazed that they can remember a quote like that word for word but yet they can't remember to lift the toilet seat and aim for the centre.

4 comments:

Peter On The Bruce said...

Where did Daddy get that comment?

keltie said...

I think it's actually "Close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades" but damn does that boy have a good memory. I have bad news for you: no boy/man remembers to put down the toilet seat.

Robert & George said...

no idea where Daddy got that comment.

And Keltie... i always remember to put it down. Always.

keltie said...

You, sir, are perfection :)