Turns out the secretaries don't ask why a student is late, which kinda shot a hole in our plan to have him explain why he wouldn't bring his glasses to school.
Needless to say, George told them anyway. The boy was not impressed.
Last night I asked him why the bid deal over the glasses? He said "no one at school wears glasses." We talked a bit more about it, I explained that all kinds of people wear glasses to read, including both daddy and papa. He still seemed a little irked. Then Star Wars Phantom Menace was put on and I was irked because that movie is so bad.